If they invented a device to allow dogs and cats to talk, they'd be better pets. Or they'd use their cuteness to steal jobs from beautiful people, and vote Republican
Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 68
Jeff Horste (Twitter: @jeffhorste Comedy Special: Kevin Hart Presents The Next Level - Jeff Horste)
Gimmy Cipriano (Twitter: @theRealGimmyC)
Jacob Barr (Twitter: @kidwiththehands)
Tom Walma (Twitter: @thomaswalma)
Recorded at Podcast Detroit