Bondage Basement (Reality Show)

Idea: A home renovation reality show where they build BDSM "dungeons" and deal with drama such as cost trade-offs, the structural support required to mount equipment on the walls or hang it from the ceiling, prudish contractors, etc. The idea is to be a parody of HDTV reality shows. Also: tiger cages, customized equipment for the obese, the "Silence of the Lambs" pit, a room full of dirty glass coffee tables

Jason Gilleran (Instagram: @hardgcomedy)
Dave Crumbley (Instagram: @davecrumbley)
Tom Walma (Twitter: @thomaswalma)

Recorded at Broken Knuckle Studio

Ethical Adult Entertainment Certification

Idea: An organization that ensures that adult entertainment is produced ethically, i.e. no physical or emotional coercion. Also: female producers on set, "mature" women in porn are less likely to be emotionally broken and exploited if they made it to that age without dying of a drug overdose, video editing software to remove condoms

Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 25

Ken Witzgall (Twitter: @KenWitzgall42)
Scott Fischer (Instagram: @scottimscott)
Justin Mcleod (Twitter: @jibtron_zero)
Tom Walma (Twitter: @thomaswalma)
Recorded at Podcast Detroit (PodcastDetroit.com)

Old Man Strip Clubs

Idea: Strip clubs which keep prices low by using old men wearing sweaters as strippers. Also: "lemon party", the smell of incontinent old men wearing sweaters and profusely sweating, giving the old men poor tips as revenge because they don't understand money and only gave you 25 cents to mow their lawn

Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 20

Joel Fragomeni (Podcast: joelradio.net)
Branden Milsk (Twitter: @BrandenMilsk)
Sophia Spagnuolo (Twitter: @SophiaZada)
Tom Walma (Twitter: @thomaswalma)
Recorded live at Podcast Detroit (PodcastDetroit.com)

Cosmetic Surgery Kickstarter

Idea (NSFW): A web site or app for crowdfunding cosmetic surgeries (primarily breast implants) in exchange for adult pictures and paraphernalia. Also: men not donating because "she's not hot yet", using post-surgery or botched surgery photos to gross out your friends, getting breast cancer on purpose to get insurance to pay for your breast implants

Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 19

Alan Black (Twitter: @alanblah)
Diego Attanasio (Twitter: @DiegoComedy)
Tom Walma (Twitter: @thomaswalma)

Escort Liaison

Idea: A person to set you up with an escort, and whose name shows up in the escort service's "books". Also: escort services calling your employer to verify your identity to help ensure the escort's safety

Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 18

Seth Resler (Twitter: @SethResler)
Mike Rich (Facebook: @IAmNumbr4)
Tom Walma (Twitter: @thomaswalma)

Asian Carp Prevention

Idea: A unique (and very silly) solution for preventing the fish species Asian Carp from invading the Great Lakes and damaging the ecosystem and fishing industry

Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 17

Mark Sweetman (Twitter: @MarkTSweetman, Ann Arbor Tonight)
Doug Glidden (Facebook: @doug.glidden.7)
Tom Walma (Twitter: @thomaswalma)

50 Shades of Rainbow

Idea (NSFW): a TV show like Reading Rainbow but for fan-fiction. Also: it would drive LeVar Burton insane, maybe the authors of the creepy perverted fan fiction were on Reading Rainbow as kids and it somehow corrupted them

Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 16

Darnell Anderson (Twitter: @darnell_IRL)
Zachary Burcar (Twitter: @burcarz)
Nicki Wright (Twitter: @ohthatnicki)
Tom Walma (Twitter: @thomaswalma)

Books for Pets

Idea (NSFW): Books to read to your pets. Also: pet feminism and barbed genitalia, pets creating their own books (possibly with the aid of a Ouija board), crazy ways rich people pamper their pets

Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 16

Darnell Anderson (Twitter: @darnell_IRL)
Zachary Burcar (Twitter: @burcarz)
Nicki Wright (Twitter: @ohthatnicki)
Tom Walma (Twitter: @thomaswalma)

Bondage Gear For Coronavirus Prevention

Idea: To use leather bondage masks for Coronavirus prevention, because leather masks with shiny silver zippers are stronger (and therefore better) than paper masks and cloth masks. Also: whips to encourage social distancing, "breath play", questioning whether Canadians are too polite for BDSM

Scott Gaughan ("Free Netflix Online" Podcast)
Diego Attanasio (Twitter: @DiegoComedy)
Kevin Key (Instagram: @kevinjokeskey)
Tom Walma (Twitter: @thomaswalma)
Recorded at Broken Knuckle Studio in Waterford, MI (Facebook: Broken Knuckle Studios)

Legalized Prostitution

Idea: To legalize prostitution (as recommended by a retired police officer). Also: legalizing it for "medicinal purposes", a possible Christian-right feminist reaction, 30 minute marriages, sex robots, hypocrisy and repressed sexuality in Pakistan vs. the US

Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 12

Daniel Thomas (Twitter: @DanTComedy)
Khurum Sheikh (Facebook: @khurum.sheikh)
Andrew Magryta (Twitter: @AndrewMagryta)
Loyd Digg (Twitter: @LoydDigg)
Tom Walma (Twitter: @thomaswalma)

Tinder Pregnancy Rant

A rant about a pregnant woman on Tinder. Also: pregnancy fetish, what if her water breaks on the first date, swiping right and being rejected by the pregnant woman

Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 12

Daniel Thomas (Twitter: @DanTComedy)
Khurum Sheikh (Facebook: @khurum.sheikh)
Andrew Magryta (Twitter: @AndrewMagryta)
Tom Walma (Twitter: @thomaswalma)

Anal Tube

Idea (NSFW): A dishwasher-friendly tube that you poop through, so the poop comes out clean and you don't have to wipe. Available in multiple sizes. Bag and fun Play-Doh-like shape attachments also available

Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 7

Mike Flynn (Twitter: @flikemynn)
Christian Royce (Twitter: @ChristianRoyce)
Alan Black (Twitter: @alanblah)
Tom Walma (Twitter: @thomaswalma)

Enabler App

Idea (NSFW): A social media app to connect people with "enablers", who help "enable" an addiction, vice, or anything else (except violence), including mundane things such as collecting flamingo wind chimes

Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 7

Mike Flynn (Twitter: @flikemynn)
Christian Royce (Twitter: @ChristianRoyce)
Alan Black (Twitter: @alanblah)
Tom Walma (Twitter: @thomaswalma)

Human Landscapes Golf

Idea (NSFW): A golf course filled with nature that looks like human anatomy (cactuses that looks like dicks, trees with lumps that look like butts, sand dunes shaped like the female body, etc.). The caddies would use a bunch of silly adult golf puns ("if you hook your shaft you could get lost in the bush", "there's a ball washer available after you complete the back 9", etc.)

Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 6

Amy Probst (Instagram: @amydetroitrockcity)
Ted Moss (Twitter: @TedMossComedy Podcast: TEDTALKS2much)
Anthony Slanda (Twitter: @Runfromcheney)
Tom Walma (Twitter: @thomaswalma)

Left-Handed Dating

Idea (NSFW): An online-dating site exclusively for left-handed people (who think they're superior to right-handed people). Also: Jeff's history of forced right-handedness, left-handedness and depth perception

Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 5

Branden Milsk (Twitter: @BrandenMilsk)
Jeff Johnson
Tom Walma (Twitter: @thomaswalma)

Dirty Time Machine Prank

(NSFW) A small improvised idea for a dirty prank you could do using a time machine

Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 3

Greg Shur
DC Bradley (Instagram: @dcbradleyonig)
Tom Walma (Twitter: @thomaswalma)

Anti-High Pill

Idea: A pill to quickly make you un-high if you have something important to do, like a job interview. Also: a failed attempt to counteract a high using other drugs, "Markus YOLO", speculation on futuristic Neuralink-style ways to get high or un-high

Markus Olind (Twitter: @BeardVonMarkus, Comedy Special: Gettin Off Comedy Series on Amazon Prime)
Ahmed Mansour (Twitter: @AMan5our)
Tyler Sonnichsen (Web: tylersonic.com)
Tom Walma (Twitter: @thomaswalma)

Hole-y Day Holiday

Idea (NSFW): An atheist holiday named "Hole-y Day" where you put a hole in your yard, such as a giant tire, to signify both the vast emptiness of the universe and your desire to participate in a Holey Day free love session with someone you've never been with. Also involves throwing things into holes, monkeys, and a symbolic deity who wears yoga pants

Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 1

Ted Moss (Twitter: @TedMossComedy Podcast: TEDTALKS2much)
Josh Bowab
Tom Walma (Twitter: @thomaswalma)
Recorded at Joey's Comedy Club

Chore Bartering App 2

Idea (NSFW): An app to barter or trade chores and menial tasks with people in your neighborhood, because some people might find some tasks more or less annoying than other people. Tasks that can be bartered/traded include walking the dog, helping you when you're sick or drugged out, popping zits on your back, small talk, foreplay, etc. Also: doing a bunch of small tasks in exchange for a big task, bartering for TEACHING how to do a task (for people who didn't learn from dads), Tom being too embarrassed to ask a "big strong man" to do a menial task that he's not strong enough to do

Note: Amanda Brewington proposed a similar chore bartering app in episode 56

Bryan Deuchler (Podcast: Cartoon Tonic)
Matt Hamilton (Podcast: Moist Definitely)
Avery Sommerfeld (Facebook: Comedy Comedy, YouTube: Funny News)
Tom Walma (Twitter: @thomaswalma)
Recorded at Broken Knuckle Studios in Waterford, MI

Human-Plant Hybrids

Idea (NSFW): To use genetic engineering to combine plants with animals or people, so they can be your pets/friends/partners, can let you know if they need water or nutrients to grow better, or can be easily cloned and made into a plant army to take over the world. Also: plant fetishes, coconut trees killing more people than sharks

Bryan Deuchler (Podcast: Cartoon Tonic)
Matt Hamilton (Podcast: Moist Definitely)
Avery Sommerfeld (Facebook: Comedy Comedy, YouTube: Funny News)
Tom Walma (Twitter: @thomaswalma)
Recorded at Broken Knuckle Studios in Waterford, MI